Top 10 Triathlon Lies


1. I never get kicked in the face during the swim
2. I need MORE race t-shirts
3. I just missed placing in my age group by seconds
4. My family loves to sit around all day and watch me race
5. I love to get up at 4:30 AM to train
6. I’m not competitive… I just do triathlons for fun
7. Women have smoother legs than the men
8. I TRIed to wash off my race number after the race… honestly!
9. I never draft in non-draft races
10. I could beat all my friends if I trained an extra hour or two per week
YoungTricasm = Triathlon sarcasm. Stay tuned for more in the upcoming weeks.

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